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had a good laugh at this and all its truths.

had a good laugh at this and all its truths.

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Ay up in this bitch it’s that fucker Wartortle.
Step the fuck back cause I’m a rap immortal,
Slingin’ spittin’ rhymes like it was water gun,
Two bars over and this battle’s already done,
But ima keep going just to fuck up your shit,
And give you a taste of this Wartortle wit,

I’ll deflect your rhymes like they’re a fire based attack,
And when it comes to my water based verses I ain’t holdin’ back,
You look scared son, I’ll understand my raps are raw,
Take a page out of my book and just fuckin’ withdraw,
Like HM05 this battle’s over in a Flash,
Now get the fuck out lest you be feelin’ my Skull Bash.

Anon. from 4chan. (pokerap roulette thread)

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"is there something in my teeth?" -Ace Ventura.

"is there something in my teeth?" -Ace Ventura.

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just had to post this.

just had to post this.